Binary Decision Maker (moopet) wrote in shampooscience,
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Some kind of pilled air

Oxygen. In pill form. Personally, I think that would have to be pretty darn cold to work, but these guys claim to have it down. The throw in every buzz-word they can, like fire-energy-amplification and homeopathy. It's a hit with the chiropractors apparently so it must be good.

http://www.oxygenresearch.com/oxybliss/capsules.html
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Maybe it's something like ammonium perchlorate or potassium peroxydisulfate, dichromate or permangante. These should increase the oxygen in your bloodstream, don't you think?

Frankly, Oxygen is like Love: You get too much, you get too high; not enough and you're gonna' die. (Apologies to ELO.)
Actually that was Sweet.
You are, of course, correct. Age has a confabulated in my brain the sounds of diverse '70s bands.

A quick Googling shows I'm not the only person so addled, but a more thorough search finds no such release.

As wrote my favorite philosopher of science, Alexander Pope (who was neither philosopher nor scientist):
“A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring:
There shallow Draughts intoxicate the Brain, And drinking largely sobers us again”
Wow, that's got everything but a connection to The Ancient Secrets of Atlantis.
They do that in other products.

http://www.oxygenresearch.com/oxybliss/atlantisbuckrogers.htm

The Atlantis HighLife Buck Rogers™ Edition, aka

The I Shit You Not We're Totally Legit Edition™
I thought Atlantis sank, so how does it have highlife... So confused.